You still believe in Santa Claus, you just don’t know it
Do you literally believe in Santa? Hopefully not. If you do…well I’ve got some bad news. No, what I mean is that, just like the jolly Elf (yeah, I said…
The Adventures of Sir Robert S Mueller III. How the Traitor King Stole the Throne—Introduction
Long ago, the evil empire of Russia sought to interfere in the peaceful elections of the United States. They did so by attempting to control the minds of the people of the United States through social media, and by hacking into computers owned by the fair princess Hilary Clinton.
Colorado Democrats Refuse to Read
A political opinion piece written for the Libertarian party of Colorado. To be published in the Westword.
5 Things To Talk About On A First Date
First dates are nerve-racking, and you want it to be interesting for both you and your date. You want to make the first date fun and light, but you also…
Colorado becoming California
Published in the Denver Westword February 6, 2019 Colorado Democrats seem to be in a desperate sprint to make our state indistinguishable from California. From signing on to the “national…
Libertarian defense of the Republic
Published in the Pueblo Chieftain February 3, 2019 Published in the Denver Post February 5, 2019 The Colorado State Legislature is on the verge of signing away the voices of…
The Death of the Republic
As expected, when Democrats took control of Colorado, they promptly introduced an extremely radical policy that would fundamentally change the country. This policy is designed to circumvent the Electoral College…
A (rare) Day in the Life
Being a bar owner, you get used to certain things. For example, people think that you are rich, and expect you to buy drinks for them. They have no idea…
